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tfw your tulpa wants to cash in all her tulpabucks at once at the nearest mcdonalds


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 No.436378[Reply]

>Kraken confirmed unleashed by 305th Military Intelligence Battalion
>Gen McInerney confirmed servers were secured, 5 men died just obtaining them
>General Flynn says "Someone asked me to rate on a scale of 1 to 10 who I think is the next president, I said '10, Donald Trump'"
>Georgia judge Batten orders Gov Kemp that Dominion servers cannot be tampered with or altered in anyway.
>All sorts of state legislatures in swing states chimping out and trying to stop election certifaction or choose their own Trump electors to send to the electoral college.

https://headlines360.news/2020/11/29/gen-mcinerney-reports-us-special-forces-attacked-cia-server-farm-in-germany/

Holy fuck bros, it's actually happening. We're at near maxed Happening-con level now.

No.436380

I enjoyed this more when /pol/ had new stuff and retardation coming out daily, but they've been stuck on all the same points for about 2 weeks now.

No.436381

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>>436380
You will never

No.436386

>>436380
first time seening a death cult?

No.436392

>>436386
I goggled this how is it a death cult



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 No.436390[Reply]

>borrow $150k from my dad’s account
>lose it all on coke, hookers, options, and margin trading
>have $8k left

How do I turn this 8k into 150k so I can slyly put it back into my dads account before he notices during tax season?


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 No.436387[Reply]

The vaccine is required for international travel. So if you want to leave the country you have to take it


 No.436383[Reply]

>"Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire? You asked one of the older students to do it for you?" Dumbledore asked, calmly
>"I'm not fucking around, Harry. CRUCIO! How do you like that, huh?"
>"DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!" screamed Dumbledore, calmly
>"HARRY!!! HARRY!!! STOP CRYING! You are doing this to yourself. Just answer my goddamn question."
>CRUCIO! SECTUMSEMPRA!
>"Harry, this is gonna get real ugly for you real quick." Dumbledore threatened, calmly
>"DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?! DID YOU ASK ONE OF THE OLDER STUDENTS TO DO IT FOR YOU?"
>"Ok, that does it. Minerva! Bring me Ron Weasley…"
>"…So, Harry. Care to answer now?… No?…"
>"AVADA KEDAVRA!!! AND THERE GOES RONALD BILIUS WEASLEY!!! THAT'S ON YOU! TEN POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!
>"STOP CRYING, HARRY!!! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!! MINERVA, BRING GINNY WEASLEY!!!"
>"I'M ASKING YOU AGAIN, HARRY!!! DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!"
>"STILL NO ANSWER?? JUST SOBBING??"
>"AVADA KEDAVRA!!!" Dumbledore murdered, calmly
>Harry looks at the growing pile of dead Weasleys, sobbing
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 No.436372[Reply]

FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

No.436377

how has one politician made it this unpopular to disobey the state



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No.436376

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Yeah for that reason I only watch real women.



 No.436374[Reply]

i didnt know what a verb with either


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 No.436373[Reply]

You will take the vaccine


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