This game is the absolute result of men turning into justifiable twinks. Bitchsnax unknowingly destroys the male psyche, and seeps beyond androgyny. Mothers secretly hate their sons to the point of “Gerbernizing” their children. Once the male has reached his teens, a mixture of the infantile and feminine mind comes into play. One such example is Maximus – who wears Mommy’s high-heel shoes, chasing the cluster of cherries scattered about the floor.
“Clomp!” “Clomp!” “Clomp!” Goes Maximus, as he frantically chases the rolling cherries. This is the result of playing the next-gen game Bitchsnax. “You are a beautiful Man-Child. Mommy wuvs her big man!” Mommy extends her hand to gently apply Cherry-flavored lip gloss upon Maxi’s delicate lips. As Maxi licks his lips, he grows even more determined to get the damned cherries. “Clomp!” “Clomp!” “Clomp!” Grab the biggest cherry! Make Mommy proud!
I encourage all men to avoid playing this trash of a game. Bitchsnax.