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Diarrhea Dan 07/16/18 (Mon) 15:14:46 No.335184 [Reply]

Turned my dishwasher on for the first time in a year and came back to find my entire kitchen flooded…….

The Dastardly Duo 07/16/18 (Mon) 15:17:57 No.335185

Were the dishes clean?

Diarrhea Dan 07/16/18 (Mon) 15:22:48 No.335187

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>>335185
They were even dirtier because the gunk clogging my garbage disposal back-flowed into it.

The Dastardly Duo 07/16/18 (Mon) 15:24:08 No.335188

you seem to be going out and coming back finding your kitchen in complete disrepair quite an awful lot for someone who's apparently NEET

/QA/ Poster 07/16/18 (Mon) 15:30:19 No.335189

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>>335188
I went to my room, idiot…..

Also, NEETs who live alone still have to leave the house for things.

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Idiot 07/16/18 (Mon) 14:36:06 No.335183 [Reply]

hey T, let me into the gn discord.

The Dastardly Duo 07/16/18 (Mon) 15:19:36 No.335186

T doesn't even use discord you fucking retard

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Diarrhea Dan 07/16/18 (Mon) 12:38:05 No.335174 [Reply]

Best anime ever?

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Diarrhea Dan 07/16/18 (Mon) 12:48:37 No.335176

>>335175
No.. I meant the anime from the image.. I posted..

Idiot 07/16/18 (Mon) 12:54:15 No.335177

>>335176
sounds really fun, but it hasn't even aired yet….

Diarrhea Dan 07/16/18 (Mon) 13:00:01 No.335179

>>335177
Then what did I just watch?!

Diarrhea Dan 07/16/18 (Mon) 13:01:52 No.335180

>>335179
a trailer? or two

The Dastardly Duo 07/16/18 (Mon) 13:04:12 No.335181

I liked miyuki way more
Really would've been better if I'd never woken up

Diarrhea Dan 07/16/18 (Mon) 13:21:13 No.335182

>>335180
You might be right..

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ELEETO NEETO Morimori-chan 07/16/18 (Mon) 09:57:52 No.335164 [Reply]

Idiot 07/16/18 (Mon) 09:59:31 No.335165

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just get in the shower like a good boy

Diarrhea Dan 07/16/18 (Mon) 11:09:43 No.335171

>>335165
>shower
I see what you did there.
https://groups.google.com/forum/m/#!topic/soc.culture.german/8sAnW3Ax6H4

The Dastardly Duo 07/16/18 (Mon) 11:12:27 No.335172

>>335171
and that's why you should never shower

The Dastardly Duo 07/16/18 (Mon) 12:55:05 No.335178

>>335171
Do you really booke believed this

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Diarrhea Dan 07/16/18 (Mon) 10:45:50 No.335168 [Reply]

Wake up, kids.

We've got the dreamer's disease

The Dastardly Duo 07/16/18 (Mon) 10:58:15 No.335169

I don't want to wake up..

Diarrhea Dan 07/16/18 (Mon) 11:00:53 No.335170

"Symptoms include: perseverance, optimism, self-belief, staying true to yourself, going for your dreams, enjoying your life, not caring what people think, and believing that if you give you will be rewarded."
I don't think I got that. I got the opposite.

Diarrhea Dan 07/16/18 (Mon) 12:08:01 No.335173

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The Dastardly Duo 07/16/18 (Mon) 10:35:03 No.335166 [Reply]

banned again…

The Dastardly Duo 07/16/18 (Mon) 10:43:50 No.335167

what did you post?

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The Dastardly Duo 07/16/18 (Mon) 04:18:48 No.335134 [Reply]

how could this happen…

The Dastardly Duo 07/16/18 (Mon) 04:23:42 No.335135

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Big T.
You are personally invited to live at muh college.
Lets go girlfriend hunting 2-gether. I heard young girls like older men with wrinkly cocks! So. You can help reel midari wife for meh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI97jY3FZ9Q
I CANT DO THIS ALONE
TOGETHER ME AND T.—–
RUNNING TO THE SUNSET!!!!!
TOGETHER WE CAN TELL THE WORLD WHAT WE CAN DO
YOU NEXT TO T. AND ME NEXT T.
PUSHING TILL WE GET GIRLFRIENDS

The Dastardly Duo 07/16/18 (Mon) 07:53:13 No.335161

it happens while the page is loading in every time…

Idiot 07/16/18 (Mon) 07:58:09 No.335162

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It's always there it's been watching me for years everytime I turn the fucking thing on its there watching me but I know what to do believe me i got a fucking solution

The Dastardly Duo 07/16/18 (Mon) 09:41:51 No.335163

>>335134
Because of this >>335018

Diarrhea Dan 07/16/18 (Mon) 05:15:38 No.335142 [Reply]

Should've been a cowboy

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The Dastardly Duo 07/16/18 (Mon) 07:20:40 No.335155

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>>335153
>>335154
Women want real men like this. You know only sissies have long hair right? Women hate it. Being bald is great, no one will try and emasculate you because they know you're superior!

Diarrhea Dan 07/16/18 (Mon) 07:22:23 No.335156

>>335155
Go to sleep t

Diarrhea Dan 07/16/18 (Mon) 07:30:15 No.335157

>>335155
He literally jacks off to cuckold porn.

The Dastardly Duo 07/16/18 (Mon) 07:35:57 No.335158

>>335157
You sure that isn't just you?

Diarrhea Dan 07/16/18 (Mon) 07:46:02 No.335159

>>335158
Why would I watch cuck porn? I'm not bald.

The Dastardly Duo 07/16/18 (Mon) 07:47:18 No.335160

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/7efznh/joe_rogan_watches_cuckold_porn_where_a_black_guy/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=5155&v=GezkCeOCoys

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Diarrhea Dan 07/16/18 (Mon) 03:44:47 No.335117 [Reply]

Don't let atechan into the discord

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The Dastardly Duo 07/16/18 (Mon) 04:59:12 No.335138

>>335122
cringe
>>335123
based
>>335124
not based
>>335129
based
>>335130
not based
>>335132
not based
>>335133
based
>>335136
cringe
>>335137
based

/QA/ Poster 07/16/18 (Mon) 05:02:48 No.335139

>>335138
based

Idiot 07/16/18 (Mon) 05:03:26 No.335140

hello. jevin here. i love you atechan!

The Dastardly Duo 07/16/18 (Mon) 05:04:23 No.335141

>>335140
hey jevin, I love you too!

The Dastardly Duo 07/16/18 (Mon) 06:04:10 No.335147

>>335138
based

The Dastardly Duo 07/16/18 (Mon) 06:58:53 No.335151

atechan is cute! i'd let her in wherever

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The Dastardly Duo 07/15/18 (Sun) 11:31:04 No.335085 [Reply]

The Dastardly Duo 07/15/18 (Sun) 18:12:11 No.335098

They won

Idiot 07/15/18 (Sun) 18:19:20 No.335099

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Marriage is a social engineering experiment to try and maintain a status quo society where the woman has he place below the man and kids are constantly pumped out to maintain capitalist growth.

It's why Christians are so against people being introduced to sex at a young age and homosexual relations. It breaks down the social conditioning that forces us into sustaining the capitalistic fervor

Idiot 07/15/18 (Sun) 19:17:34 No.335101

>>335099
nah conservative christians popout dozens of kids to keep their middle eastern religion from dying theyre against homosexuality because it doesnt allow more desert drones to spawn

Idiot 07/16/18 (Mon) 05:23:19 No.335143

>>335099
What a cuck.
You realize the pagans of germanic tribes highly valued marrige? Do you realize a woman in tribal or early city life was under hardship if she was either pregnant out side of marrige or widowed with children? Societies tan in back work. A woman on her feet during pregnancy working was a disaster to her own life and any children she had; she would face serious physical stress and no one would be able to protect the children if she had any at the time. That is why women didn't work manual labor in trades and kept to maintaining some of the crop work side by side with their husbands, fathers, and brothers.

Marrige was a much better guarantee to the woman surviving through life and Fathers knew this and protected their daughters virginity throughout most of human history.

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Diarrhea Dan 07/16/18 (Mon) 03:47:07 No.335118 [Reply]

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I WANT A GIRLFRIEND
A MIDARI GIRLFRIEND
I WANT GIRLFRIEND TO READ MANGA WITH AND GET SHAKES WIth
I WANT TO SLEEP WITH EHR
I dont even want one to brag online. just…. girlfriend
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

ITs best thing… there is in life ;_;…
idk if it was worth it, to not be a norm. I mean. i like muh taste in women. BUT
I WANT A MIDARI GIRLFRIEND HNNNNNG
and im litereally crying now.

The Dastardly Duo 07/16/18 (Mon) 03:48:26 No.335119

You should record yourself asking girls out and post it, we can give advice to improve

Diarrhea Dan 07/16/18 (Mon) 03:51:01 No.335120

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>>335119
i only want to be with girl that acts and looks like midari. hnnng

Diarrhea Dan 07/16/18 (Mon) 03:52:35 No.335121

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But. you make good point
I asked out. like. 4 or 5 girls last year??
I go back to school mid august. I should try to ask out a girl every week so i can blog about it to muh friends

The Dastardly Duo 07/16/18 (Mon) 04:04:55 No.335125

>>335121
No I mean stealth record yourself doing it and post it

The Dastardly Duo 07/16/18 (Mon) 04:07:43 No.335126

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>>335125
ill consider it…..

ELEETO NEETO Morimori-chan 07/16/18 (Mon) 04:09:10 No.335127

>>335126
She cute

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Idiot 07/15/18 (Sun) 22:49:11 No.335112 [Reply]

I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.

The Dastardly Duo 07/16/18 (Mon) 00:33:26 No.335113

It's probably a good idea to fear Saya

The Dastardly Duo 07/16/18 (Mon) 03:41:35 No.335116

>>335113
Not at all, she's a force for the betterment of humanity.