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Diarrhea Dan 07/26/22 (Tue) 21:39:59 No.499975 [Reply]

So today as I was walking to class I passed by this neckbeard on his laptop sitting in the hallway. Someone called me and my ringtone was a dBu song and when I finished with my phone call the neckbeard jumped up and asked if I knew what Touhou was. I was bored and didn't give a shit about power levels at that point so I just kept talking to him. He couldn't shut up about touhou doujins and VNs when suddenly his girlfriend shows up. It was this big, overweight yaoi loving Japanese girl. He introduces her as the gf and instead of calling him by his name, she calls him aniki. I was kinda looking at both of them when I realized that these are the average /jp/er (well…the girl is what I imagined IF a girl was on /jp/) so I made up an excuse and quickly retreated…Is this the fate of anyone who likes touhou and VNs? Ending up with a fat asian girlfriend who calls him aniki? If so, I am gonna drop this shit cold turkey…

The Dastardly Duo 07/26/22 (Tue) 21:49:31No.499976

There isn't a foid fat or Asian enough to give the average gn user a chance

Diarrhea Dan 07/26/22 (Tue) 21:50:56No.499977

>>499976
what about Ron Paul he has girls all over him

The Dastardly Duo 07/26/22 (Tue) 21:51:54No.499978

>>499977
He's not the average gn user

The Dastardly Duo 07/27/22 (Wed) 16:15:55No.500030

i was hanging out with my friends little sister one time (she was like 13) when i saw her scroll by a nitori picture on her phone. i couldnt help but burst out shouting "was that a touhou?!". she just gave me a funny look and said that she didn't know, but she was probably just hiding her power level. i would say that its not unrealistic to expect a young hot girlfriend by getting into touhou. they are posting these pictures online all the time and its a well known fact that girls like older guys. stay on the touhou train and some day you will be rewarded.

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Idiot 07/27/22 (Wed) 04:51:26 No.500014 [Reply]

You will NEVER be a woman or a homeowner. If you make a mess when roping, I'm charging your family for the cleanup.

Diarrhea Dan 07/27/22 (Wed) 10:42:02No.500022

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>>500014
I got rich off of that cryptocurrency shit and it doesn't necessarily bring you happiness you know

Diarrhea Dan 07/27/22 (Wed) 15:28:33No.500025

>You will NEVER be a woman
OTA is that way –→

Diarrhea Dan 07/27/22 (Wed) 15:53:25No.500027

BASED

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Idiot 07/26/22 (Tue) 21:35:56 No.499974 [Reply]

>crystalmin

The Dastardly Duo 07/27/22 (Wed) 05:23:11No.500015

bump

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Diarrhea Dan 07/26/22 (Tue) 22:12:03 No.499980 [Reply]

review

The Dastardly Duo 07/26/22 (Tue) 22:16:51No.499981

he doesn't do that anymore he just wants to play with dinosaurs like a child now

ELEETO NEETO Morimori-chan 07/26/22 (Tue) 22:49:05No.499982

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>>499981
I do what I want.

Idiot 07/27/22 (Wed) 03:07:26No.500007

>>499981
He's home schooling now. This month's topic is dinosaurs.

The Dastardly Duo 07/27/22 (Wed) 03:39:41No.500012

>>499981
you sound like his asshurt wife

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Diarrhea Dan 07/27/22 (Wed) 00:31:06 No.499984 [Reply]

ron paul your dailies

The Dastardly Duo 07/27/22 (Wed) 01:03:00No.499989

ron paul your dailies

Diarrhea Dan 07/27/22 (Wed) 02:51:41No.500005

dailies

The Dastardly Duo 07/27/22 (Wed) 03:01:56No.500006

oh wait hes streaming lol i didnt even check

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/japan/ GET The Dastardly Duo 07/27/22 (Wed) 01:46:35 No.500000 [Reply]

teen world order

The Dastardly Duo 07/27/22 (Wed) 01:55:57No.500001

>>500000

Diarrhea Dan 07/27/22 (Wed) 02:50:13No.500004

wew

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Diarrhea Dan 07/12/22 (Tue) 23:12:21 No.499025 [Reply]

in another universe treb became an experimental fighter pilot instead of getting a med degree and then there was a big war happening and they had to take out the experimental plane with treb flying it with a very cute girl in the WSO seat, then in the final battle against the bad guys treb decides to take the plane out alone and everyone starts shedding tears and he gives his WSO(now gf) a kiss before takeoff. treb being the badass he is of course makes it back with the sunset at his back.
then because the war was very severe and pushed technology much further than our humanity did they made a machine that could travel to parallel universes and of course ours was the first stop, alternate universe treb travels(now a world renowned hero with his smoking hot gf) to our planet earth to visit our universe's treb.

The Dastardly Duo 07/12/22 (Tue) 23:17:05No.499026

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