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"Have sex"
Be me 31
40k€ assets
living at home
So i just met a fat ugly ass total awkward bitch "roastie" on the internet , we never met before (I wish i had). And i say fuck it i just wanna lose this virgin stuff
So we meet in a hilbilly village in the middle of nowhere.
She hops in my car , we immediateley start kissing (probably a mistake from my side )
She wants to suck my cock , i let her.
She is basically so good at sucking i come deep down her throat and she swallows all.
Expects second round of me (oh boyyy ) i waped my dick clean and round with my shirt and my willy is half way erect i barely fit the condom.
Start penetrating her , and after 5 minutes of fucking i "pretend" that i come pulling out and thank god it was dark hours outside i did put the condom somewhere else in a bag so she doesnt see nothing of a cum LOL. jesus christ i think i just barely penetrated her but at least im not a virgin anymore.
How i feel about what happened:
after i did drive away 5 kilometers i stopped and did put a ton load of disinfectant liquid in my face with water and my hands jesus christ.
My feelings at that moment:
I feel like a Npc
Feeling Dirty
Feeling empty
Feel like i just got raped
kinda worried that i somehow made her preggo
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ban LOL


it's not, this guy just had a bad experience. people who have great sex know it's literally the best human experience

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the /qa/ face
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Well.. nothing in particular..


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Really? You're just going to take that lying down?


I mean, it's your opinion and I can respect that.. but I still think it's one of the better slice of life these past seasons?

Just look at the red hair girl who's name I have already forgotten she's cute as HECK


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Satania rip-off.


Satania doesnt even have horns




they all laughed at him, poor guy
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He chose to take part in a shallow lifestyle that base's it's members worth on attractiveness. Feminism was right.


On Twitter they're calling him dangerous and saying he should be raided by police


Women say anyone that isn't an estrogen bleeding white knight should be shackled by the legs and thrown into the sea


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>The vertically challenged patron then shouted: 'Everywhere I go I get the same fucking smirk with the biting lip.'

The entire world is laughing at this guy. The bagel shop also said anyone who mentions the video when they come into the shop gets a free mini bagel


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In another few hours the sun will rise.



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I'll tell you a story guys. I am 182 at a low on a statiometer barefoot so I class as almost 6ft so claiming 6ft would be plausible but not entirely honest. I have bought a pair of lifts that advertise 2inch (5cm). However they actually measure 4cm. After wearing these in my socks mind you..I got an increase of 3-3.5cm in height on the statiometer if I wasn't putting full pressure on my heel. With full pressure it didn't go below 2.5cm (1inch). These lifts are easy to hide in sneakers that come up to ankle and in boots such as a pair of Chelsea's, army boots, work boots with 3cm heel, even in dress shoes that come up to ankle, it's easily hidden. In my case i'd be guessed as something around 185cm w/o shoes depending on how much pressure I put on my heel(lift), but I'm not 185 barefoot at all and since it's really well hidden it won't really matter in the eyes of someone else (btw I do not wear theses in my sock when I'm in shoes ok? 😂). What's surprising and really makes the difference is the change of proportions I had through clothing before and after wearing the same clothes and shoes with and w/o these lifts. Normally I find my proportions to be somewhat alike to a guy such as Chris Evans w/o lifts when I look myself in the mirror. With these lifts on, proportionally I looked like a guy like Roger Federer honestly. And that's with a pair of 2cm sneakers which do come up to the ankle. I feel this helps you understand how a weak 6ft guy as low as 5'11 1/2 can potentionally look a very strong 6ft that might get away with claiming 6ft1 with a pair of good lifts and hiding skill 😂. It is certainly not in my place to assume if Henry does indeed use such a lift hiding technique but if he did he's most likely doing what I just explained. I only post this comment due to the amount of people who think he is 5'11 1/2. I'll pass on the vote for now if that's okay @Editor Rob.


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im taller than both these men but still feel like a manlet emperor

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the gn mom

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>My political beliefs, my actions of trying to humanize all races, genders and religions landed me in this place surrounded by barb wire fencing, a room made of steel and iron



Hello I come from the future.

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me / you
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i bet her butt hurts


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From what?


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Meteors destroyed the world in the beginning.


>local princess not so smug after getting oshiri slapped


her clothes were red after the slap

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>Seventh-Day Adventists


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Really makes you think
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Oh laaawd


My uncle is a Seventh day adventist millionaire with terminal cancer but he is going to leave everything to the church, sad.


Tell him to leave it to you


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Why would he? SDA is a cult.


Because he was brainwashed

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Vampire Gabu > Angel Gabu


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