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 No.455959[Reply]

Some recruiter just sent me an interview invitation for tomorrow that I accepted and then said I need to provide 2 supervisor-level references for my last software engineering job which I obviously don't have……..

Am I supposed to ghost her or what, I already scheduled the interview…….
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No.456074

Just make up some shitty company give your bros telephone number and thats it. Or be honest and just ignore those references, because such documents dont exist anywhere and are made up bullshit to filter out retards. Literally give a firm handshake and look them in the eyes like they are your slaves.

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I told her that I've got another meeting that ran late and I'll have to reschedule and she's now pushing for me to meet later today…….

I think I'll just ghost her and hope she goes away soon………..

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I just bombed an interview because my idiot brother gave me a horse tranquilizer when I asked for melatonin, my brain is literally mush now…….

Why does something always have to go wrong……..

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I accidentally picked up the phone when she called and had to tell her I couldn't schedule another meeting because I couldn't check my calendar………

Why won't she just go away………

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No.456095

police academy accepts recruits up to 36yo



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 No.456001[Reply]

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>>456049
I don't know about that, doesn't YouTube take like 30% of their income and Cover like 50%? That doesn't leave a whole lot to the streamer.

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also here's the rundown from the guy that is usually proven to be right about everything 8 months later

No.456053

>>456049
yt takes a 30%, of the remaining hololive takes a 40%, then from the remaining she has to pay a 30%~ of taxes
even if she got 1M in superchats she would be really far from being a millionaire
hololive became superpopular this year, ahe should have kept it up another year or two to actually have enough money to quit working the rest of her life

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>>456093
And? She loves sheep not melons.



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 No.456088[Reply]

>No Western pornography. All Western art is discouraged and may be subject to deletion.

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>>456088
but coco is from georgia…

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>>456091
that would explain her being a bbc whore



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 No.456085[Reply]

>this shitty board when you lack the simp gene

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 No.456076[Reply]

japan used to not care about this sort of thing what happened

No.456082

not sure what you are referring to.



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 No.456025[Reply]

IN IN IN IN IN IN IN

No.456027

>re:view
who cares this series is bored

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>>456025
only fubukers can comfort us in these dark times



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 No.456011[Reply]

>aaaaaaaaa why do these teens care about my stupid minecraft server so much go away go away go away go away


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>>456007
fucking idit

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No.455995

>>455979
they even wargamed out you being a schizo
>2027
>Crowd-sourced and independent epidemiology analysis of Corovax side effects conflicted with official federal reports. The independent analyses gained popularity in traditional and social media due to visual presentation and interactive content. Government attempts to respond with data and press releases largely failed.

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>>455995
>they even wargamed out you being a schizo
ah yes, the shadow government that doesnt exist predicted i would uncover their plot. those guys are always 2 steps ahead



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 No.455987[Reply]

Oh no no no no

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>>455987
that's not how cervixes work…



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 No.455964[Reply]

sex with my anime babe wives

No.455986

the shit taste trinity



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 No.455966[Reply]

NIPPON BANZAI!
GAIJIN WA KONO KUNI NI IRIMASEN!
WHITE PIGGU GO HOME!

No.455971

there's no such thing as "japanese" coffee dumb bitch

No.455973

>>455971
um they literally have their own word for it コーヒー idiot

No.455975

>>455972
She's a dumb bitch and so are you!
Bitch ass simp



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 No.455925[Reply]

https://crystal.cafe/b/res/51642.html
Jesus christ imagine the smell
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No.455938

>>455937
will she be my momgf?
preferably without some weird gay cuckolding thing

No.455939

>>455937
Had? Is she dead?
If not give her to tshit.

No.455940

>>455939
Ron Paul is literally bombarded with female attention all day why should he get another gf?

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>>455939
no she isnt dead she moved out
but i do recall the smell
curtains drawn, unwashed playing world of warcraft all day in the summer

not that i minded too much, i assume there is some pheromone in it that makes it smell ok/compatible

No.455943

>>455942
i was hoping you would say she is your wife now

No.455968

How do I get a smelly ccgf



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