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 No.348864

>play in a chess tournament
>opponent moves in with bishop putting my king in check
>move my knight, leaving my king still in check
>"you can't do that, your king is still under threat."
>lean over the table "Fuck the king."
>whole church hall goes quiet
>get asked to leave

 No.348865

Who are you quoting?

 No.348866

>>348865
>go to Olive Garden
>busboy comes out
>"Some water for the table"
>"Fuck the water, bring me wine"

 No.348867

>be tranny
>go to the grocery store
>"that'll be $10 sir"
>"I'm no sir"

 No.348868

>>348866
Go back.

 No.348872

>be me, police officer
>interviewing rape victim
>"So, heard you got broken in. Heard you got broken in ROUGH"
>she runs out of the room crying

 No.348873


 No.348875


 No.348876

>guy says hitler is the most horrible murderer who ever lived
>ask how many people he killed
>"uhh, I don't think he ever personally killed anyone, but-"
>"THE MOST HORRIBLE MURDERER WHO EVER LIVED NEVER KILLED ANYONE?"

 No.348879

at Burger King
>my poopdick pride whopper order has too much ketchup
>whisper “fuck the king”

 No.348881

>ex asks if she can come over cause bf is being abusive
>tell her she can
>”thanks anon, I really needed to be with someone safe”
>”there’s no safety you dumb bitch”
>fuck her bloody

 No.348883

>Watching the Summer Olympics.
>Sister come visits, says she missed the main 100m dash event on the way and ask me about how the french white guy did.
>"He ran. Not very fast.



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